O’Neill Zenith Freak Boardshort. We shelled out an extra buck to see these freaks over the bearded lady. Hey, it was worth it. Hyperstretch boardshort features a bright, engineered print, psychostretch fabrication, superfly 2.0 closure, neoprene stretch panels, welt zip pocket on leg, screened and embroidered logos at side and leg hem. 22” outseam. O’Neill.