Rip Curl Piss Off Wetsuit Cleaner. Piss off…literally. Finally, a solution, in the form of a solution, for wetsuit funk. This biodegradable, antimicrobial wetsuit shampoo and conditioner is a critical tool in an effort to make all of your neoprene products last longer and remain soft and smell-free. Buy it for anyone in your life with that has forced you to sit in their wetsuit stank-filled vehicle. Same great hint as offering your bud a breath mint. Rip Curl.